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July 29, 2004
 

Editor: Richhand@richhandband.com

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From the editor:

Welcome to the first edition of SoundCheck. I have attempted to link relevant articles and produce insightful opinion and laughter on a weekly basis so that you don't have to. If there are areas of interest you would like monitored please let me know through the feedback link on the top of the page. You may also submit material for publication through the feedback link.

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The weeks most interesting

This article is really scary to anyone that owns property. Environmentalists will do anything to take away your property rights. WARNING: You will be outraged when you read this. This guy is running for Governor. God help us!

Does anyone care about political conventions? Neil Cavuto believes they are a great American Institution. What do you think?

NPR biased? No way…

Will any city ever want to host a national convention again?

Your New Jersey accent is Polish to Iowa’s First Lady…

Why are kids of recent immigrants so academically advanced? Is it that our culture doesn't promote academic achievement? Let's see...

Michael Moore and Bill O'Reilly go at it in a heated debate...

For Sale: One Titan Missile Silo In Washington State. Asking price $3.95 Million...

 

Original music scene

Pete Cassani of the "Peasants" rock group, is getting set to go into the studio to record a new CD this fall. Their latest release, "Welcome to My Country", is spawning all kinds of TV exposure! This high energy record is turning heads in the TV world as well as college radio. Pete is a political activist and writes about it on his web site. Click here to check it out... (not for children under 18)

 

The Rich Hand Band has 3 songs featured on www.purevolume.com/richhand  . It is a cool site that features mostly bands that are unsigned. Check out the song “I know” from this group called “Unamed”. http://www.purevolume.com/unamed

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Thumbs up or down for the Rich Hand Band?

The Colorado Springs newspaper the "Gazette", has completed a review of "The Rich Hand Band's" latest release, "Something 4 Everyone". Music Editor, Adrian Stanley has interviewed Rich Hand to get some comments to go along with the review. Company policy did not allow her to reveal whether or not she liked it prior to the August 6th publication date. Rich Hand was unavailable for comment. We will include the review in a future edition of SoundCheck. Unless the review is a thumbs down.

  Who cares?

THE BIG YAWN: NETWORKS IN RATINGS FREEFALL AT CONVENTION, OPENING NIGHT ALL-TIME LOW: ABCNEWS JENNINGS WITH 3.5 RATING/5 SHARE [DOWN FROM 4.5/8 IN 2000]; NBCNEWS BROKAW 3.3/5 [2000:4.8/9]; CBS DAN RATHER 3.2/5 [2000:3.8/7... TRAIL ALL OTHER PRIME-TIME MONDAY PROGRAMMING [CBS:MIAMI RERUN ON CBS PULLS 8.6 RATING/13 SHARE]...

 

Did you know?

 JohnK.bmpA picture of John Kerry at his audition for the Woody Allen comedy, "Sleeper", back in the 70's. When asked about why Woody Allen decided to play the part himself, John Kerry replied, "Woody had more credibility playing a sperm". "I realized from that experience that I could be more productive in the US Senate by focusing on legislation concerning fertility and women's health issues. I could be more hands on". He continued, " I'm not sure Woody thought I had the energy needed to play a sperm. Of course I disagreed and told him I could make the sperm lovable and energetic. Obviously, Woody disagreed. I'm over it".

 

 

Fact, fiction, or funny

The past week saw near tragedy to a member of the "Rich Hand Band". Mike Perkins, moonlighting as, Director of Public Service Sector Marketing for the Unisys Corporation, while prospecting for business on a golf course in upstate NY, stumbled into a Raytheon golf tournament and was struck by a Titleist golf ball. The good news is he is OK! Out of this near tragedy sparked a new device that is being developed jointly between the Raytheon Corporation and Unisys Corporation. The new device will be named "Titleist Detection Unit" or TDU, and is expected to be launched at the upcoming PGA conference to be held at Pebble Beach, CA. Suggested retail price of the unit is expected to be $39.95 and will come in assorted colors and sizes. It will be sold exclusively through Pro Shops across the country. 

Moral of the story: Prospecting for new business can be dangerous to your health but good for the economy.

              

Story submitted by anonymous writer.

One day the musicians for a rather large recording session were assembling at a studio. Everyone had their headphones on, the session was close to getting underway and the producer of the session came over the talkback system and said "Okay I need to have total silence! Just then the drummer on the session played a big Barumdum Crash! To which the record producer replied, "Okay who did that?"

 

 

 

 

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