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| | | | | From the editor:  The campaign is heating up in more ways than one. We have always been suspicious of the Kerry/Edwards relationship and now we have proof that they are more than running mates. Thanks to one of our readers, we have the proof in the pudding. Check it out in the music section. We have been able to "scoop" a number of political stories that major media outlets have been reluctant to report. This week is no different. The case of the 54,000 missing cans of Moosehead beer has been tracked back to the Bush campaign. You won't find that story in the NY Times! Our investigative reporting and inside sources continue to bring you cutting edge news stories. If you have a scoop, then scoop the poop! Thanks for your few minutes of support each week! If you missed the first 4 editions of SoundCheck don't fret. Just go to www.richhandband.com and go to the R.O.T. tab and click on the link for any edition you would like to see. Send us your news, funny stories, or anything you think your friends would find enjoyable. Please only G, PG, or PG13 material. As a favor, We are asking you to forward this newsletter to a friend. Your help is appreciated! Kind Regards, Rich Hand Flounderer and CEO My Opinion click here... | | | | The weeks most interesting Holy crap! Get out the posse!! There are 54,000 cans of Moosehead beer missing. If someone offers you a can of Moosehead that has an English label on one side and a Spanish label on the other, it's hot! But I would suggest it will still be smooth going down! This article is a must for all of you on the 401-Keg retirement plan. Beer in aluminum bottles? Their selling point is it keeps the beer colder - 50 minutes colder. Now if it takes you 50 minutes to drink a beer, you should switch to wine. They also say consumers will be willing to pay a $1.00 more per bottle for the coldness. That would seriously cut into our retirement savings plan!! This change of electoral politics is being proposed in my home state of Colorado. I did not know this. After reading it I think most people would agree that if this were to spread that this country would spiral helplessly into bitter partisan politics. You thought it was bad now, read what George Will says... Great article about the "Death Tax". Another disturbing article about the International monitoring of US elections by the UN. This needs to be stopped. If you see a Rep from your state at the end of this article, Vote them out!!!! 
Original music scene & not so original... Check out this wonderful version of Marvin Gay's Let's Get it On. Link provided by "Perk". Video provided by our staff reporter following the Kerry Edwards Campaign I was at an Indy event this past weekend that included a post concert with Le Ann Rimes. They had set up their stage on the back of a flat bed trailer prior to the race. It had to be moved to the front of the stands at the end of the race. As we watched the stage being moved, loaded with musical equipment, already sound checked, it broke free and crashed into a "Jersey" barrier, sending the equipment flying. My guess is there was probably $100,000 worth of equipment "floating" away as roadies could only watch and wait for the crash. Fortunately no one was hurt. The concert was rained out although Le Ann did sing the National Anthem which was incredible! Alice Cooper, "If your listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are..." The Gazette will publish the review of the "Something 4 Everyone" CD, eventually, sometime, in the future (we'll believe it when we see it!!). We will publish only the positive comments (assuming there is some positive comments) in there entirety in the edition following the publication. The Review - Click here to read the entire review!!
Common sense? There was none this week. A couple of doozies! You think you can intimidate me!? A Minneapolis firefighter was fired for taking too many sick days. He fought for a year-and-a-half to get his job back, and finally was reinstated with 18 months' back pay. On the day he was to return to work, he called in sick. So I'd really like to get started A Russian man, headed into the Crimean region of the Ukraine, was stopped by border guards who found lots and lots of vodka in the trunk of his car. He explained that the booze was for his ``personal use'' while he was on vacation. Length of vacation: four days. Amount of vodka: 63 quarts Fact, fiction, or funny    Overheard by SoundCheck staff reporter: "Hey George do you think they can see me?", "I'm not sure but if they ask about the beer, play dumb".
News from the campaign trail: President Bush on the campaign trail was asked about the 54,000 cans of Mooshead beer that went missing last week.. He had no comment. Actually his reaction was one of total fascination. He was later observed with John McCain at a campaign stop for the "Hispanics for Bush" rally, singing a chorus of 54,000 bottles of beer on the wall, in Spanish. They were later seen getting out of the presidential helicopter together. When asked about how campaigning together was going the President said, " It's been a barrel of fun". John McCain broke out in uncontrollable laughter and seemed to stumble a little. The President and John McCain seem to have put their differences behind them. When asked if they plan to continue to campaign together, John McCain said, "You bet, we have 54 thousand points of light to share throughout the campaign". Again giggling like a school kid. Our reporter will be following them closely to see if we can get to the bottom of the giggles! Alert!! The Canadian Mounties are getting close to finding the beer. Has the campaign been to any of these towns? You have to check out this link to JibJab.com! A great suggestion from my Uncle Richie! Cooking with Clinton!!! They have some hysterical cartoons!
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