Fact, fiction, or funny


The 2 former stand-up comedians, "The Hippies", Joe Lockhart, and Rich Hand back at it again. This time on opposite sides of the joke.
News from the campaign trail:
Joe Lockhart, Communications Director to the former Clinton Administration, has been brought into the Kerry campaign to try salvage it from its spiral into oblivion. He is also at the center of the CBS forged documents controversy. I actually went to school with him in Suffern NY. We did a comedy skit together called the "Hippies". It was a long time ago and I don't remember the jokes ( I think it was 3rd or 4th grade). It is amazing how 2 former school mates can go in such different directions. There he is working in the Kerry Campaign creating scandals, and me covering the campaign through my soon to be Pulitzer prize publication, SoundCheck. So much clout from a couple of former stand up comedians. I'll be keeping a real close eye on Lockhart's impact in this race. Stay tuned it could get personal!
Funny Files
"The Tonight Show With Jay Leno":
"President Bush still continuing to lead in the polls. In fact, when John Kerry was told the latest poll numbers, he called President Clinton again. Not for advice — just to make sure he had his vote. 'You're still with me, right?'"
"Did you know John Kerry is going to be appearing on 'Dr. Phil' next week? Is that how bad his campaign is going? He needs grief counseling now?"
"What happened to John Edwards? You know, I thought you weren't supposed to go into your secret location until after you're vice president!"
"In a fiery speech at New York University, John Kerry lashed out at President Bush. Kerry said, 'By one count, the president offered 23 different rationales for this war.' And Kerry was furious; he's got twice as many as that!"
"Bush and Kerry are still arguing over the details of the debates. Here's what I'd like to see: Can they get the orchestra from the Emmy Awards for the debates? So when a candidate starts going on and on ... just play that song until they shut up."
"At his big press conference, John Kerry introduced his four-point plan for Iraq. That was one point for each of his positions."
"Even though President Bush is leading in the polls, they say John Kerry's greatest strength is that, when he's under pressure, he can turn things around. No kidding. Sometimes he does it in the same sentence!"
"John Kerry is also going to appear on Dr. Phil's show this week, and, not to be outdone, John Edwards is taping an episode of 'Where Are They Now?'"
You have to check out this link to JibJab.com! A great suggestion from my Uncle Richie! Cooking with Clinton!!! They have some hysterical cartoons!