Fact, fiction, or funny
News from the campaign trail:
Things have gotten tough for the democratic presidential hopeful, John Kerry. Our campaign reporter followed him on his door to door campaign in Ohio to shake hands in an effort to get closer to the voters. Problem is no one was answering the door so Kerry resorted to knocking on windows. We have exclusive information that initially the cops were called when the candidate knocked on a home where no parents were home and the children did what any good child would do - call the police. When our reporter asked Kerry about the incident he snarled," don't you guys have anything better to do?". To which our reporter responded," we were going to ask you the same thing". Needless to say Kerry abandoned the campaign tactic and returned to knocking on doors.
Another great submission from my wonderful Aunt Dot!!
>Subject: A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
>>>>A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
>>>>altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
>>>>
>>>>She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I
>>>>would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
>>>>
>>>>The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
>>>>balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
>>>>above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and
>>>>100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
>>>>
>>>>She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican"
>>>>
>>>>"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
>>>>
>>>>"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically
>>>>correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm
>>>>still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."The man smiled and
>>>>responded, "You must be a Democrat."
>>>>
>>>>"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
>>>>
>>>>"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
>>>>going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
>>>>air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
>>>>expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you
>>>>were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."
FLASH: Kerry stated: 'That's why they had to close down the subway in New York when the Republican Convention was there.' (Driving home point that Bush as not done enough to protect the country.)
The NYC subway did not close at all during the convention, according to a report on cable outlet NY1, even though Penn station was shut for several hours...
You have to check out this link to JibJab.com! A great suggestion from my Uncle Richie! Cooking with Clinton!!! They have some hysterical cartoons!
