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Edition 11

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It was a busy week in politics with the VP debates and all the spin from the first presidential debate, but we were able to find another inside scoop regarding a super "secret" contest between the 2 candidates for president. So if you watch tonight's debate and think there was a clear winner, but he concedes to the other candidate, remember, the "secret" contest already decided the winner prior to the debate. Only here. Shhh! it's a "secret".

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The weeks most interesting

A teacher in NJ was fired because she had a picture of President Bush on a board in the classroom. It was along with other prior presidents and parents became outraged and told her to add a picture of Kerry. As far as I know, Kerry has not become president. Should our kids know their presidents?

I thought I was living the American dream in my house in the suburbs. According to this environmental group living in the suburbs is bad for your health. Thank God for the Junk Science guy that ferrets out these nut cases!

Is the city of Boston sinking? Buy water front property in Newton?

The "Gazette" Review - Click here to read the entire review!!

Common sense?

A message sent to me (my wife actually) by our friend and neighbor Kelly Stein. Talk about common sense!!

Today is International Very Good Looking Damn Smart
Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this
description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it
 from a Very Good Looking Damn Smart Woman!

 Good motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the  intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one
 hand - martini in the other, body  thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming
 WOO HOO - What a Ride!"

 Life  is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
 but the moments that take our breath away.

 

Original music scene & not so original...

Dylan; Is his reputation standing the test of time?

 

Did you know?

I'm a Patriot's football fan. They are now 18 - 0. Pretty impressive but is that the same as going undefeated in one season as the Dolphin's did in 1972, 17 - 0 including the Super Bowl?

Submitted by my lovely sister, Christine. Thanks.

Fact, fiction, or funny

 News from the campaign trail:

Our reporter on the trail found out about a "secret plan" worked out between the campaigns to decide the "secret" winner of the next debate. Its code name is "punt, pass, and kick", but it's a "secret". From what our reporter could gather, there will be a series of "secret" contests. One for kicking, one for passing, and another one for kicking. Las Vegas is said to be out of control with "secret" interest in the latest line for the event. There is even a rumor of a "secret" draft to get help from "secret" foreign sports figures. Odds are 10 to 1 in favor of Kerry winning the "secret" punt. 20 to 1 odds on winning the "secret" passing contest are tipped heavily in Bush's favor. And the "secret" kick is up for grabs. A "secret location" is being worked out with the networks. A "secret" moderator has been kept close to the "secret" vest, but most of the "secret" insiders, feel it will be either, John Madden or Mike Ditka. We will be following this "secret" event closely. But shhhh! It's a "secret"

Funny Files

"The Tonight Show With Jay Leno":

"President Bush got some bad news today: another debate on Friday."

"Some good news from watching the debates — the terror alert on John Kerry's face has been lowered from orange back down to pasty white."

"Pundits also said that Bush seemed unprepared and looked tired. They said what Bush needs to do is two things: Study videos of John Kerry speaking and get some sleep. And the nice thing is he can do both of those at the same time!"

"I guess this debate will be different, the vice-presidential debate. Both candidates will be seated at the table. John Edwards (search) wanted a conference table and Dick Cheney (search) of course wanted an operating table."

"Late Late Show," guest-hosted by Aisha Tyler:

"Regarding Kerry's alleged cheat sheet, it turns out the object Kerry pulled out of his pocket was a pen, to which Bush responded, 'Pen? What's that? Some kinda magic cheatin' machine?'"

 

You have to check out this link to JibJab.com! A great suggestion from my Uncle Richie! Cooking with Clinton!!! They have some hysterical cartoons!
 

 

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