October 22, 2004 "SOUNDCHECK"                       Your source of information        sponsored by " The Rich Hand Band"       visit us at  www.richhandband.com & Benestad Construction    "Generations of Excellence"

Edition 12

Editor: Richhand@richhandband.com

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From the editor:

I was on vacation last week and returned to find out my staff never sent out the 10/15 newsletter. I apologize on their behalf. I know you depend on the information found here to get through your daily lives. I promise not to let that happen again. Let your heart not be troubled, I fired every one of them. The only staff I kept was our in the field Nobel Prize winning reporter. This week he found the voter that will cast the winning vote for the president. He has assured me. We'll see.

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The weeks most interesting

There is much more to the Duelfer Report than "no" WMD's. This is outrageous how the media is ignoring all the other threats to our lives and freedoms. France, Germany, Russia, allies? No way!

Kerry and Edwards are handing out pill boxes at Florida campaign stops. My question; what is in the pill boxes?

The NAACP is using crack cocaine as an incentive for their volunteers???

Check out this video of Edwards attending to his hair....

A Kerry nightmare. Not far from reality...

Is there any greater proof that prayer works! Thank you God for answering the prayers of Red Sox Fans.

The Red Sox Prayer

 

Our Father,

Who art at Fenway,

Baseball be thy game.

Thy kingdom Come,

World Series won,

On earth as it is in the Cask n' Flagon.

Give us this day,

Oh Pedro Martinez.

And forgive us our losses

as we forgive those,

Like young Billy Buckner,

And lead us not into depression,

But deliver us from the curse.

AMEN

 

Original music scene & not so original...

The "Gazette" Review - Click here to read the entire review!!

 

Will you buy Satellite Radio to listen to Howard Stern?

Matt in Dallas: I agree with you on the Howard Stern issue. I am a fan of the Stern show, but I will not pay to get a satellite radio in my car. There are plenty of other radio stations I can listen to in the morning. Granted, they are not as good, but I will deal with it because I don't need an extra expense added to my already large monthly expense list. That, and I only listen to the radio in the morning, so it's not logical to pay money for something that I only listen to 40 minutes a day.

Dan in Cyberspace: I, too, am a Stern fan. I think he is doing rather well in his current format. Do I want to spend the $12.95 per month just so I can hear four-letter and five-letter words and unabridged references to various bodily functions? I don't think so. Stern is going to have to give away some mighty good prizes in order to get his fan base to spend the money for hardware and monthly fee.

Click here: Frank Sinatra Parody: You Are Either With Frank Or You Are With The Terrorists! This comes from the Howard Stern show submitted by my lovely sister Chris.

Common sense?

The Boston Herald's endorsement of George Bush for president is common sense at its best. The Herald outlines the clear choice in this election...

This is a direct quote from John Kerry:

"Kerry's belief in working with allies runs so deep that he has maintained that the loss of American life can be better justified if it occurs in the course of a mission with international support. In 1994, discussing the possibility of U.S. troops being killed in Bosnia, he said, 'If you mean dying in the course of the United Nations effort, yes, it is worth that. If you mean dying American troops unilaterally going in with some false presumption that we can affect the outcome, the answer is unequivocally no.'"

 

John Kerry's "plan" to reduce drug prices is to buy them from Canada. He may have to find a new "plan" because Canada may find themselves with no drugs. Someone has to pay for the research and development of these new drugs...
 

 

Did you know?

Cadillac Escalade EXT, a $53,000 chrome-trimmed luxury pickup with leather bucket seats, seven-speaker stereo system with satellite radio and a global tracking system, most sought after car by thieves... Developing... Just when I was about to drive one off the lot. I'm so glad I read this!! (yeah I wish)

Fact, fiction, or funny

 News from the campaign trail:

Our reporter interviewed a number of voters, and asked if they thought the election would be close? Most responded that they thought it would be close, but this voter insured us that it was going to come down to one vote, his! I like his spirit!! Just look at the confidence in his smile. And to be that confident in the democratic state of NY makes me wonder; is this the making of a landslide? We'll check back with this enthusiastic voter after the election.

You have to check out this link to JibJab.com! A great suggestion from my Uncle Richie! Cooking with Clinton!!! They have some hysterical cartoons!
 

 

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