| From the editor:  If I were to say, because in the abstract, we think. Last week outcomes had a balance of insight. Don't drive in the outbound fire lane. Left is a hand and philosophy, but don't turn into a one way. Cause in itself is an affect. Ideas are useless, action is the only measure of success. What would you be thinking right now? I read a great book last week called, How to Get Ideas, by Jack Foster. It was eye opening and put a perspective on life that made the reader consider acting now on ideas and goals. An idea is a collision of two known facts, put together in a different way. For example, why did it take so long to figure out that; 2 doors on a minivan would be a really good idea. Chocolate and milk, pencil and eraser, Ink in the pen, computer and dating, to name a few. What is your idea? What is your goal? What do you think about every day that you know you would love to do, may make you rich, make you famous, make you happy? Think about white out, the sticky note, the mouse, the flying car, the poem, the CD, the photograph, the new trivial pursuit game, the new learning method, run for school board, run for Governor, run for Mayor, just run, learn guitar, learn piano, write a song, develop the next (you put your idea here). Now take your age and multiply it by 2. Scary isn't it? The line in the book that made me shutter was, "an idea is useless, unless you put action behind it". I write a Blog, this "newsletter", I have 3 CD's of original music, I have a web site that has had nearly 2000 visitors, and a million other ideas. I'm nuts! I want to implement 2 of them, make that 3, no 4, wait I have another idea, oh anyway... I'm nobody making my way through the world of ideas. What's your idea? More importantly; when will you put it into action? And even more importantly, if you do put your idea into action because of this and become successful, remember me!! Thanks for your few minutes of support each week! If you missed the first 15 editions of SoundCheck don't fret. Just go to www.richhandband.com and go to the R.O.T. tab and click on the link for any edition you would like to see. Send us your news, funny stories, or anything you think your friends would find enjoyable. Please only G, PG, or PG13 material. As a favor, We are asking you to forward this newsletter to a friend. Your help is appreciated! Kind Regards, Rich Hand Flounderer and CEO My Opinion click here... |
| The weeks most interesting Nukes through Mexico? Does anyone doubt this could happen? Now this an illegal immigration program we can live with!!! Original music scene & not so original... The "Gazette" Review - Click here to read the entire review!! Check these guys out. Excellent acoustic original music!! Mike "Perk" was in Key West recently and told me I had to check these guys out. Excellent harmonies and overall sound. Original at its best!!! By this CD with the money you would have spent on Linda Ronstadt! http://www.themassacoustics.com 
Linda Ronstadt makes some more comments that show her absolute ignorance of politics. Her new CD is "Hummin to Myself". Maybe she should take the advice of her new CD when it comes to talking politics. I don't get the left and their obsession with Hitler!! 
Common sense? Russia developing a mystery nuke? Where are the cries from the left about this program. Star Wars is a waste of money? The people that want peace through disarmament just don't get it! Did you know? The UN "Oil for Food" program scandal just keeps getting bigger and bigger. France will be totally discredited as a National Security Council member by the end of the investigation. The dollar figure went from 11 Billion to 21 Billion stolen from the Iraqi people by Sadam and his cohorts at the UN. Yeh, they want to help people, but the people are themselves! 
Fact, fiction, or funny From an anonymous RN  Guns and Doctors (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000. (C) Accidental deaths per physician are 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health Human Services. **************************************** (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188. Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do." Fact: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand. Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and Some fun ads: Man, honest. Will take anything.
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of women wear nothing else.
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We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by
hand.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large
drawers. Dumb TruckersWhile driving along the back roads of a small town, two Arkansas truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3". They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4". "What do you think?" one asked the other. The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first.
"Not a cop in sight. Let's take a chance!" If you think that today's students aren't learning all they should, check
out some of the writing miscreated by their moms and dads. the following are
actual excuse notes received by teachers.
Dear School:
Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32,
and also 33.
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
Pleazse excuse Roland from P.E. for a few day. Yesterday he fell out of
a tree and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was
hurt in the growing part.
Mary could not come to school because she has been bothered by very
close veins.
Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several
mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits.
Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his
boots leak.
You have to check out this link to JibJab.com! A great suggestion from my Uncle Richie! Cooking with Clinton!!! They have some hysterical cartoons!
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